Sunday, August 29, 2010

Not actually a review: more an observation

So the other night Yvonne got really mad at Maia because Maia and Nicole had a sexy time at the impromptu netball party at their house. Everyone got all naughty and half naked and Nicole and Maia made out and stuff. Then Yvonne saw some photos from the party that Brodie put online and got REALLY REALLY angry! She pulls Maia aside and gives her a good telling off. Which is a bit weird and homophobic because they are a couple after all, they are allowed to kiss you know Yvonne!

The weird thing about the conversation though was this exchange:
Maia: "Mum, it was just a party!"
Yvonne: "I raised you with good values. I didn't raise you to sink this low"

Now Yvonne is referencing having a party and taking some photos with her girlfriend. What Yvonne fails to acknowledge is that MAIA BRUTALLY MURDERED SOMEONE!

She has already sunk as low as you get really! Making out with Nicole is not actually a big deal ESPECIALLY once you compare it to other things she could be doing: ie more gun slayings.

Once you have gunned someone down in cold blood basically anything else you do after can never be referred to as "sinking this low".

Clearly Yvonne thinks making out with your girlfriend at a party is way worse than murder.Yvonne is a bad bad woman! BAD!

Also, check out this sweet video which features said murder!


Hats off to Toby and Sean for spending their days trawling the internet for Shortland Street material.

1 comment:

  1. wow that video is incred.

    totes thinking the same thing about Maia

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