Penny can't do ANYTHING right, including acting and first degree murder

Scotty was about to burn alive! TRACEY RETURNED AND SAVED THE DAY! She is an ex-cop so she is going to do some sleuthing!!!!

GO TRACEY! UNEARTH PENNY'S PLOT PLEASE!

I am LIVE BLOGGING this so there are NO SCREENSHOTS TONIGHT instead the power of my typing is going to have to be enough folks! Oh and also maybe some attempts at using google image search and paint to get the point across...

JESUS CHRIST I AM EATING THE MOST DELICIOUS TINY CAKE FROM MOORE WILSONS RIGHT NOW IT IS CALLED "DUCHESSE" AND MY GIDDY AUNT IT IS THE BEST THING MY GOD!!!

Tracey saved Scotty! She is onto Penny! Penny is uncomfortable with such a strong woman! I am really hoping for a cat fight on a bridge or something between the two of them later!

Oh! Vasa HATES Nicole and this is a LAME storyline! Vasa and Wendynurse discuss ham sandwiches. Really.

Sarah diagnoses Scotty with something that sounds like "bangariaos" syndrome or something? It made Tracey's face go like this:



I am trying to figure it out but as I am not a medical student or a master rememberer of terms I heard once then it is pretty hard. I have reserached some options though:

1)B. burgdorferi: Short for Borrelia burgdorferi, the cause of Lyme disease. Once the full name of a bacterium has been given, it is customary to refer to it in its short form. For example, "Borrelia burgdorferi...is responsible for Lyme disease, which can lead to debilitating symptoms in humans....?

2)Blepharophimosis: pink eye

3)Bogorad's syndrome:Spontaneous tearing in parallel with the normal salivation of eating. The crocodile tears syndrome occurs most often following facial paralysis when nerve fibers destined for a salivary gland are damaged and by mistake regrow into a tear gland. Also called Bogorad's syndrome, gustatolacrimal reflex, paroxysmal lacrimation.

4)Brown fat: Brown adipose tissue, a rapid source of energy for infants in whom it forms about 5% of their body weight. It is brown because the cells in it are packed full of small cellular organs called mitochondria, which are energy factories, and it has a rich supply of blood vessels. Brown fat is virtually gone by adulthood.

5)Bacterial vaginosis: A vaginal condition characterized by an abnormal vaginal discharge due to an overgrowth of normal bacteria in the vagina. Women with bacterial vaginosis have less of the normal vaginal bacteria called lactobacilli. Symptoms are the vaginal discharge and sometimes a fishy odor.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anyway, I guess time will tell what syndrome Scotty is meant to have I guess but we all know what he really has right? A BAD CASE OF COME UPPANCE! Well, in Penny's opinion anyway. When Penny found out that Scotty hadn't met his grisly demise she was really angry. She looked kind of like this



Rachel and Chris are getting all lusty and close. Soon a very boring love affair will begin. Poor Callum! This will be the second time Chris has stolen one of his loves! Chris and Rachel get cosy on the couch and you can tell they are going to soon start sticking it to each other all over town.

Anyway, so we end with the potential for Tracey putting two and two together to get PENNY and Penny is more and more determined to fulfill her murderous plans.




WHAT EVER WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW!? WILL PENNY SUCCEED? WILL CHRIS AND RACHEL ORGASM? WILL NICOLE AND MAIA HAVE SOME KIND OF HOT SEX? The ad for tomorrow seemed to point to yes for the last one but time will tell!

I WANT MORE OF THAT DELICOUS CAKE!