Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Why can't my thesis be on Shortland Street?

So it turns out horseface's name is Jackie and she has, according to Rachel "the personality of a damp rag".

Boring shit with Phoenix and Harry hating each other. Which makes a lot of sense cos I hate them both too. Update on the Harry Warner facebook fan page. Now two people like it. And it has been fleshed out quite comprehensively

Harry Warner was born in 2002 as a result of an affair between Chris Warner and Toni Thompson. It was originally unclear as to whose father Harry was. Rachel McKenna, desperate to win Chris' affection, took his saliva while he slept and gave it to Toni for a DNA test and it was proven Harry was Chris son. What resulted in Harrys birth was a bitter custody battle between Toni and Chris and Harry went missing and it became clear he was kidnapped.

It was eventually revealed as Donna Heka who was under a mental breakdown. Chris spent a lot of time bonding with Harry and Harry loved him dearly. In 2003, Harry's grandmother Margot died from cancer. In 2004, Harry and Toni were kidnapped by Tonis ex Logan King but he released them shortly afterwards. Also in 2004 Harry's mad uncle Dominic Thompson attempted to murder Chris by burning him to death, Chris escaped though and Dom died from burns. Chris and Toni married in 2005.

In May 2007, Chris' half brother Guy Warner and his daughter Tuesday came to Ferndale from America. Harry's mother Toni realized that Chris was having an affair with Rachel McKenna and ran away with Harry, Guy and Tuesday. Chris tracked them down later in the year but they ran away again.


Harry was born in May 2002 yet in 2008 he celebrated his 8th birthday and the following year Rachel McKenna stated he was 9. He would actually be 7 at this stage. On June 24, 2010 Harry was shown opening presents and it was assumed it was his birthday but this was a whole month since his actual birthday


The reception from fans has been mixed for Harry as when he was played by Henry Williams, he had a very whiney voice and never changed his pitch. When Harry went missing, Harry became a very unpopular character as he was considered a spoilt brat




Harry is an awful child who needs a much better father than Chris/to be locked in a barn for a couple of hours and pecked by hens. He cut up all of Phoenix's sweet drawings! What a little asshole.



Harry is all "i hate you phoenix! this pizza is YUM!" and Chris is all "my child is demon spawn". Maybe this will play out like Orphan and Harry will actually be a 40 year old midget out to kill Peter Sargsgaard.

Penny broke up with Hunter. I wasn't watching it when that happened because I was delivering afghans to our uni pal Craig but Hannah tells me that she broke up with him because "he didn't have the balls to do it". I think Penny might start poisoning Hunter now.

OH! Isaac is being forced to tell Tania about his illicit whoring with Zoe. He is trying to justify it by saying how Tania kissed another guy (TK!) but Tania hangs up on him.

Random out of context dialogue Sarah: "These pigs you kill, do you have to take out their brains?"

patient: "With compressed air, yeah"

Sarah: "Did you fry the brains?"

patient: "yeah"

Maxwell "She's the best doctor I have ever seen"

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAT???


oh oh oh oh guess what?!?!? someone I know saw BROOKE in the FLESH the other day! I almost fell off my chair with glee when I heard!

Oh Tania and Isaac broke up and Tania quit? I guess she has left the show? And where is TK? Maybe they are on a hot sexy holiday romp together?

I haven't been paying attention to the action but Vasa is playing Maxwell like a harp and its all kind of boring. BRING BACK JOEY ALREADY

HANG ON!!! What is going on with Scotty and the poison storyline? That Penny has a lot of balls in the air!

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