Last time, Brodie was all "babe I love you" to Sophie. Spoiler: she doesn't want him. Probably.
Um Libby's getting married this episode, got a wedding dress as you'd expect for such an occasion. It cost heaps. Yep.
Anyway Gerald's all OH WE'RE SKIPPING TOWN REAL SOON and she's all
and the marriage is ALL GO kind of
and now it's time for breakfast
and Maia and Libby are chilling out listening to the worst music ever made, some awful woman is crooning and sounds like a dying whale in the background of this scene in which Yvonne is all gremlin-like and angry about Libby's "sham marriage"
meanwhile Rachel's pretty bummed because her brother got in an accident and now he's pretty sore so she rubs her face on Chris' chest while he is asleep, or something (he sleeps standing up)
He eventually awakens from his slumber and angrily demands Rachel comes to him if she needs him for anything. "AND I MEAN ANYTHING." Ominous
Brooke's all dolled up for the wedding
and Yvonne's happy as Larry about something
her face looks like a pumpkin with three slits crudely carved in it for the eyes and mouth
oh yeah and the following comically long list of stuff goes wrong:
the flowers for the wedding don't come
Libby breaks a shoe
Yvonne's car runs out of petrol on the way
her family has this reaction when they see her wedding dress:
Libby gets dress stuck in the car
Libby gets dirt on her dress
Libby is so late she misses the wedding completely
- all of which means we're treated to a solid fifteen minutes or so of Libby flipping out:
<3 4eva libby xxx
hey remember the time Home and Away had a character called Jude Lawson? Pretty subtle influence there
in other news, Bella has no eyebrows
Yvonne then hears Libby and Gerald having a beautiful heart-to-heart and she's all OH BABES I KNOW YOU CAN STILL GET MARRIED" and they're like "OK"
Anyway Rachel's hanging around in a car and comes across Chris who's all "yeah nm just chilling on the side of the road"
anyway they make out for about 10 minutes in front of a sign that says "welcome" like 100 times
Gerald and Libby (which, it turns out, is short of Olivia? what?) get married by this reanimated corpse:
AND ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD
<3 u forever Libby I know you're married to Gerald but babe I can provide for us
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